Jews, Jesus and Janet Lim-Napoles

First, let me say that my mother died for me. Dying is an expertise that only mothers can do in style.

Jeane’s mom, I must say, is a great mom. If by definition of “great mom” is someone who wants the best for her children. Like my mom.

Recently, everybody has been looking for Janet.

Where is Janet Lim-Napoles? Leila de Lima wants to know.  All the media outfits, bloggers everywhere, Facebook addicts and just about every un-apathetic Filipino are also asking.

Jeane, darling, do you know where your mom is?

One of my friends and I have been discussing her over lunch today.

My Friend (MF): She may have been assassinated already. She stepped on some VERY big shoes.

Me: (gasps!) You think so? Is that even possible?

MF: Do you remember the Jews?

Me: The ones who were annihilated by the holocaust?

MF: Gas chambers were invented especially to silence scapegoats, you know.

Me (gasps!): That is so conspiracy-theory!

MF: Do you remember Jesus?

Me: Well, yeah!

MF: The Romans killed him.

Me: So you think Janet is dead?

MF: It’s also possible that she’d undergone plastic surgery. Let’s email Vicki Belo and find out.

"Walter Yeo, a British sailor, is often cited as the first known person to have benefited from plastic surgery. The photograph shows him before the procedure (left) and after (right) receiving a skin flap performed by Sir Harold Gillies in 1917." Photo and text from Wikipedia.

“Walter Yeo, a British sailor, is often cited as the first known person to have benefited from plastic surgery. The photograph shows him before the procedure (left) and after (right) receiving a skin flap performed by Sir Harold Gillies in 1917.” Photo and text from Wikipedia.

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